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asinglebullet:

notsammy-sam:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?

That is … that is conceding defeat!

This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!

When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!  

And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.

And you have one in me. I swear it to you.

((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))

_{[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]}

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bardofrage:

drawn after seeing this post 

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burntviolet:

Remember when Eridan made the only logical observation that any character ever has made or ever will in MS Paint Adventures?

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tropismatic:

bloodspy:

kittenball:

phreakattack:

shatteredarchivist:

phreakattack:

sjtf2:

Go here, dont press anything, but press:

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, and enter…

profit

PS: Directions are on arrow pad

nothing happens i hate you all for trolling me

Phrea, you have to do it really fast or again. I had to do it four or five times before it worked..

Yay I sorry I don’t really hate you

HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWSOME. I love you Valve.

OMG THAT IS SO FREAKING AMAZING.

Fantastic omg

really good

odinsmightymustache:

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mistcover:

basstrip:

jakeenglish:

homesteak:

politoed:

meenahbutt:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

TH 

that’s all it let me type

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

oh

he quik brown fo juped oer he la dog

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

???

H CK BN FX JMS V H LAZ DG

holy hell i need a new keyboard.

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

???what is this omg

manamesbob:

samanthas nails for half term

ooh yes they look awesome might have to invest in a blue and do some myself

carolinesavictim:

invertebrother:

carolinesavictim:

WOOOO! This is exciting! You totally have to send me this when youre done

I might have to, cause I need someone to double check grammar and stuff for me, if you’re up for that?

yesss id love to, send away!